Some fish win on grace, others on speed. Himantolophus groenlandicus said, “Nah, I’ll just be a floating nightmare with a lightbulb on my face.” Also called the Atlantic footballfish, this deep-sea anglerfish is found as far as 1,000 meters down, where it uses its bioluminescent lure to draw in unsuspecting prey. Females can reach over 60 cm, while males are tiny hitchhikers that fuse themselves to her body like awkward permanent accessories. With its rounded body, jagged teeth, and dangling headlamp, it’s basically the monster that haunts lanternfish dreams. This hard enamel pin captures its toothy grin and eerie glow in polished metal and enamel—no deep-sea trawl or existential dread required.

Specs:

• Premium metal base with polished hard enamel fill
• Secure clasp so your anglerfish doesn’t “drift into the abyss”
• Size: 43 x 30mm
• Zero chance of luring snacks away from your fridge

Perfect for fans of the deep ocean’s strangest residents, bioluminescence enthusiasts, and anyone who loves their wildlife equal parts goofy and terrifying.